Class Project

Last night I dreamt I was back in public school, and I had been tasked with organizing some papers at the back of the room. All of a sudden I felt my bowels clench up, and I knew I was about to be sick. I tried to think of how I could surreptitiously sneak off to the bathroom when my bowels let go and I shit myself. I was wearing shorts and everyone noticed instantly. My best friend Jimmy was there and mocked me horribly. I knew that no one would ever forget this, and I would always be ridiculed for it. I got out of the classroom and saw one of the kids who had been making fun of me. I smacked him in the face and his head slammed into the wall. I felt instant remorse and apologized. "I'm sorry. I was really angry at you, but I shouldn't have done that." And then I woke up.